Has anyone seen my marbles?

Oi!! Not THOSE marbles! Pervert! On second thought… no nevermind

**A glance into a 15 minute segment of an incredibly inspiring wait at Luanda International Airplane Parking Place**
~ I’m worried about using for the term “Airport” for fear of being misleading.

Hoox says:
Ola [MSN Buddy]
Hoox says:
Sorry I’m hiding … I don’t feel like talking to work people online now
Hoox says:
consider yourself on top of the “special list “…
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Whhhoo Ooooo … I just tried to download iTunes from the airport internet in Luanda… I managed a whopping 2kbps
Hoox says:
I think I will be filing for my pension before that completes
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I’m obviously not currently sitting on top of your “speedy reply” list …
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So I am going to shift myself over the “temporary insanity check” list of “talking to myself”
Hoox says:
You would think it would be lonely but it aint …. I have heaps of mates here ….
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you just cant see them … 
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One of the dudes here has Mad Cow disease. He keeps giggling hysterically and alternating with a hehehhehe hahahahahaa MOOOOOOO MOOOOOOOOO HAHAHAHAHAH heheheheheehe Mmoooooooooooooooooooooo HAHAHAHAHAHA HEHEHEHehehehe
Hoox says:
We should send him out to pasture….
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only thing is … where would that pasture be since he is currently in my head …. does this become something called “dangerous liaisons in the pastures of the mind”?
Hoox says:
I’m sure there’s a movie in there somewhere…
Hoox says:
My brain hurts
Hoox says:
Its more than a headache…
Hoox says:
Its a [Company name]Ache…
Hoox says:
can you create a link for me please…..
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httpS://[Company name]Ache.Project.area.[Company name]web.[Company name].com
Hoox says:
Must be a Secure link….
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Cos its going to a forum of bitching sessions….
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There I knew you would be up for it!… just cos I mentioned the bitching session
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Its going to have to have some monster bandwidth since I know more than a handful of people who want to sign up …
Hoox says:
Hey at a Buck a pop split 50/50 we are most of the way there
Hoox says:
Ok … now I’m getting more bored than usual …. WHERE THE SCREAMING DIDDLY BEFOK  SHIVERING F**KING TIMBERS are you??
Hoox says:
Ooops my wife just walked into the bar ….
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she just doesn’t know it yet…
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or should I say, my future ex girlfriend has just walked into the bar…. I am a bit of a commitment phobe…
Hoox says:
Oh f**k … she don’t speak English and this place is a little too crowded for the “Language of Luuurrvveee” line…
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Do you think Mighty Mouse had to wait at airports before he got his super powers?
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if so do you think he had a laptop? F**king hope so … cos otherwise he would just be sitting here rocking back and forth on his chair TALKING TO HIM-F**KIN-SELF
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Hmmmm there are 3 men at reception in white coats askin after me …
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I think they be fixin ta take me to the pastures….
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That’s ok … cos if you remember earlier …. I said the pastures were in my head…
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and its kewl in my head!!! I am never alone in there
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Hey Mad Cow…. say hello!!!
Hoox says:
He is a bit of a rude MoFo
Hoox says:
Don’t look at me… I’m not rude… that’s my splintered personality you are poking fun at!
Hoox says:
Now I have said all I can say without getting carpal tunnel syndrome.
Hoox says:
Hey …. I just had a chuckle…… “Don’t make me repeat myself, I suffer from Carpal Tunnel!”
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No?
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Just me?
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Ok….
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I’m going to shut up now.
Hoox says:
Next time we chat (and I use the term “chat” loosely cos that is usually a two way activity)… remind me to copy paste something at ya!
Hoox says:
Ciiiiaaaaooooo
Hoox says:
Gone